Random Thoughts

Attack of the SBD!!!

December 21, 2009

So there I was with my two kids in the McDonald’s drive thru. My four year old son was in the back seat, and my nine year old daughter in the front. It’s the holiday season, and I didn’t feel like cooking. Plus, if the commercials are correct, McDonald’s uses all white meat from real […]

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October 13, 2009

Have you ever noticed how often the concept of “parenting” is reduced to a two-step process of Identification and Coercion? Step 1: Identification of the child’s desired goal or object (i.e. a trip to Disneyland, A new toy, etc). Step 2: Constantly threatening to deprive the child of the Item in Step 1 if the […]

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Family Litigation

October 1, 2009

I am a trial lawyer, and I have been for the last ten years. The last five years have been spent prosecuting criminals. To prepare me for this profession, I went to four years of college (it actually took six years to complete a four year degree), and then three years of law school. I […]

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September 15, 2009

Let me tell you about P90X. You’d have to be dead, or not own cable, to not know about this little personal torture system masquerading as a workout program. All from the convenience of your own home. Well, I decided to kill Clothor (the pet name I have had for my mid-section since law school), […]

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Respect the Colon!!

September 14, 2009

Of all the things I have learned in life, one of the most important lessons is this: “Don’t play Chicken with your Colon!!” For those of you who don’t know what a game of “Chicken” is, I will explain. “Chicken” is often portrayed in movies when two people, both of whom are operating a vehicle […]

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Ford F-150 (wink wink)

August 27, 2009

I love the Ford F-150. Its such an awesome truck! (the preceding was a shameless product promotion for my own amusement). OK, so I don’t know who actually wrote the following “Random Thoughts of the Day” but if anyone does, please give me their name so that I can give them proper credit. This was […]

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