Men’s Bodies


September 15, 2009

Let me tell you about P90X. You’d have to be dead, or not own cable, to not know about this little personal torture system masquerading as a workout program. All from the convenience of your own home. Well, I decided to kill Clothor (the pet name I have had for my mid-section since law school), […]

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Respect the Colon!!

September 14, 2009

Of all the things I have learned in life, one of the most important lessons is this: “Don’t play Chicken with your Colon!!” For those of you who don’t know what a game of “Chicken” is, I will explain. “Chicken” is often portrayed in movies when two people, both of whom are operating a vehicle […]

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Do Women Get Men?

September 12, 2009

Women do not understand men. Well, let me rephrase that, I think women actually know what men are all about, but they are frustrated at how simple things are with us. It’s a lot like how it would be if you had a job watering someone’s lawn . . . and they actually had an […]

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Karaoke Gone Wild

September 7, 2009

Ever since my days in Japan, I have been a fan of Karaoke. (Here’s a quiz, anybody know what Karaoke means? I’ll give you a hint, the “kara” part is the same “kara” that’s used in the word “Karate.”) Anyway, my wife and I don’t shy away from a good night of Karaoke singing, whether […]

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Women’s Magazine Propaganda

August 12, 2009

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and he was telling me about the amount of stress his wife had been under lately. He said it had been months since they had sex. In fact, he said she was so up tight that she’ll go 3 or 4 days without even […]

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Below the Belt!

July 31, 2009

I am a proud father of two children! Kids are great, but the measures they employ to ensure that they don’t have any siblings are amazingly brutal for Dads. What is it with kids and their incessant need to pummel a man’s groin? I wish I could chalk it up to some kind of gravitational […]

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