Marriage

The Best Gift

September 5, 2013

I love giving gifts!!! Nothing beats the satisfaction of seeing the look on someone’s face as they open a present, knowing you got them something they absolutely wanted. Even better still are the occasions when you got them something they never expected!! The beauty of gift giving is that it allows me to let someone […]

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Husbands Anonymous Animated

December 17, 2010

Many of you have read my post “Husbands Anonymous” Well, here it is in animated format.

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Husbands Anonymous

January 20, 2010

Transcript from a recent meeting of Husbands Anonymous.(the names have been changed to protect the innocent.) Biff: “Hi, my name is Biff, and I am a husband.” Group: “Hi Biff!” Biff: “It’s been 84 days since my last autonomous decision, and let me tell you, it hasn’t been easy. Why just the other day I […]

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Family Litigation

October 1, 2009

I am a trial lawyer, and I have been for the last ten years. The last five years have been spent prosecuting criminals. To prepare me for this profession, I went to four years of college (it actually took six years to complete a four year degree), and then three years of law school. I […]

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Do Women Get Men?

September 12, 2009

Women do not understand men. Well, let me rephrase that, I think women actually know what men are all about, but they are frustrated at how simple things are with us. It’s a lot like how it would be if you had a job watering someone’s lawn . . . and they actually had an […]

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Strangers In The Night

September 4, 2009

I am a cat person. Dogs are OK for certain things, if its my dog. But I just prefer cats. Their poop is small and usually contained in a litter box. They take care of themselves, and they are generally pleasant. Dogs crap big, and crap everywhere. They have to be walked, let outside, let […]

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10 Things I’ve Learned About Marriage

September 1, 2009

I’ll admit it, marriage can be difficult. I have come to learn and accept this fact over the years. So, what the heck, I made up a list of what I’ve learned. Some of these things I had to learn through my own experiences, and some I learned as an observer of things my friends […]

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Baseball or Golf?

August 30, 2009

I love baseball, but I really don’t like it as a metaphor for relationships. How did this start, anyway? “How’d your date go last night?”“Ah, I got to first base, that’s it.”“Dude, stick with it, you’ll score soon enough.” I am pretty certain I know what it means to “score”, but what does first, second, […]

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Women’s Beauty Products

August 28, 2009

A little over 10 years ago I had a roommate who was getting married. Being a finance guy, he was adamant that he and his fiancé establish an operating budget before they finalized their “merger.” (My guess is that on their honeymoon there was a lot of renegotiating and multiple mergers, but that’s a different […]

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Boobs Or Home Theater?

August 17, 2009

10 Reasons why your money is better spent on a Home Theater System than on a boob job for your wife (in no particular order). 1) A Home Theater System has a mute button. I could probably stop right there. 2) The Home Theater System is ready for you 24/7. Any time you want to […]

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