Do Women Get Men?

September 12, 2009

Women do not understand men. Well, let me rephrase that, I think women actually know what men are all about, but they are frustrated at how simple things are with us. It’s a lot like how it would be if you had a job watering someone’s lawn . . . and they actually had an automatic sprinkling system. You’d just get paid for being there to watch it work. Now a guy would think “Hey, this is easy money!” On the other hand, the woman would think “This is too easy. There’s gotta be more that I have to do.” Ladies, trust me, with men it’s as simple as just watching the lawn get watered (or for the under 30 crowd, it’s as simple has hosing off the deck).

But here’s and example of how women keep mistaking what men are all about. I knew a woman once who had a boob job. Shortly before the surgery her husband asked how long it would be before he was able to take those puppies out for a test drive. Her response said a lot about what she didn’t accept about men. She just looked at him and said “you know, that would be like you getting circumcised, and me asking how long it would be before I could give you a blow job.” Tsk, tsk, tsk. I am pretty certain that if that kind of offer was made after the “de-hooding procedure” the guy would be like “Uh, Doc, before you bandage that thing up, I am going to need a shot of local, and about 10 minutes with the Mrs. here. She has some work to do.”

Q

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